Will: If you’re the Chesapeake Ripper and you know it, clap your hands.
Hannibal: [clap clap]
Jack: Don’t applaud his singing, Hannibal. You’ll only encourage him.
Saw this sign outside a professor’s door.
Jared Padalecki’s brother is an orthopedic surgeon 2 1/2 hours away from me. I think I might break my leg so I can go meet Dr. Sexy…
I consistently forget these tricks. Now I have a visual. Thanks, Internet.
I wish I’d known this in undergrad.
Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.
a way i use to find fanfictions
The baddest ass President we’ve ever had.
obama is my favorite president and he’s not even mine
i want him to be my president
this makes me sad that i live in canada
this makes me even more angry that we have a tool like David Cameron.
McFly Attitude outtakes
holy shiz shes never goin down
I’m probably going to cry when the queen dies and I’m american
friendly reminder that these pictures exist
"Hey! Look! Listen! …..I want to marry you."
"Explore the land of Hyrule with me?"
"Can we have our wedding in the Temple of Time?"
"You’re like the winged boots of my life….you help me get where I want to go."
"I promise not to be as clingy as Princess Zora."
If you use any of these to propose, and her answer isn’t yes; she’s not the one.